Slapstick and Slapdash: The Art of Painting with a Twist
Did you know the color you coat your walls in could, according to a survey by Zillow, add a whopping $3,496 to your home’s final selling price? Not to mention the profound impact it has on your mood, claims the Journal of Consumer Psychology. No wonder grey is the new black and neutral hues are synonymous with serenity. Embrace the unconventional with our wry twist home decor and brush up painting tips that blend humor with practicality, turning DIY skills into, what we like to call, “slapstick DIY projects”.
Unmasking the Mystery of Paints
We all understand the sheer paradox that is paint. A substance so versatile yet baffling, ever pondered the why and how of its marvelous world? Immerse yourself in the fascinating realm of pigments, finishes, and effects, but first, let’s explore the humorous side of it.
Paint Finishes That Refuse Dirt
Yup, you heard that right! A study by the Paint Quality Institute states that satin finishes on wall exteriors have an inherent repulsive force against dirt. Guess there’s some merit to high school physics after all. Now, wouldn’t you agree slapping on some satin is far from slapdash?
Mood Swings at the Stroke of a Brush
Subtle, yet striking paint colors can turn your walls into a ginormous mood ring. Said goodbye to feeling blue and said hello to gray hues, which according to consumer psychologists, offer a calming effect and increase your home selling value.
The Slapstick Guide to Unconventional Home Painting Techniques
Just like a well-baked cake, an expertly painted wall is all about following the right steps. However, we bring you something a bit more slapstick for those you willing to be creative with their DIY skills.
Step 1: Ditch the Brush for Textured Surfaces
If the sun’s up and the dust bunnies are starting to stare you down, it’s probably time for a bit of slapstick home improvement. Try unusual painting tool alternatives such as sponges, rag-rolling, or even dry-brushing to bring alive textured surfaces.
Step 2: Color Blocking
It’s time to put your high school geometry lessons to good use. Use painter’s tape to create geometric patterns on your walls. The clean lines and modern aesthetic of color blocking will leave visitors impressed with your acquired interior design skills.
FAQs
1. How frequently should I repaint my house?
A: On average, a house should be repainted every five to seven years. This can vary based on the paint’s quality and exposure to weather conditions.
2. Is there a specific color that adds value to a home?
A: According to Zillow, homes painted in lighter, neutral colors such as gray or beige are considered more appealing to buyers.
3. What is the best time to paint?
A: Most professionals recommend painting in spring or fall when temperatures are moderate and humidity is low.
Tip Top Tips for DIY Painting
1. Don’t skimp on the prep work: clean walls thoroughly and apply primer for a smooth and lasting finish.
2. Invest in quality paints and brushes: it’s not just about the outer beauty, durability matters too.
3. Be patient: let each coat of paint dry fully before adding another.
4. Wear your creativity on your sleeves and walls: give color blocking, stencils, and textured painting techniques a shot.
A Stroke of Brilliance
Coloring your life, your walls, and your world can all rest in the hands of a paintbrush. Brush up on your painting skills with these unconventional painting tips that marry humor with dexterity and transform your living space from drab to fab. The world is your canvas, slapstick your inspiration and the rest is up to you! Paint may not change the world, but it sure does have the power to change your little corner of it. Happy painting!
